Funny Cartoons about what famous people said

 

My theory of Relativity appeared
in my head after my girlfriend dumped me.

Albert Einstein.1937.

 

My Horoscope says my luck is about to
change. I think I will celebrate with
a trip to the Theater this evening.

Abraham Lincoln.1863.

 

 

My therapist told me to change my routine,
perhaps I'll deliver at Easter next year.

Santa Claus.1995.

 

I was only talking to the
queen last week, Liz I said...

William shakespear.1599.

 

I've got a great idea, its called the Poll Tax.

Richard ll.1381.

The Conservatives.1990

 

I did not have Sexual Relations with my wife.

Bill Clinton.1998

 

Actually, I walk like that off camera as well!

Charlie chaplin.1917.

 

I know I only asked you the time partner but
I always pull out my guns when I speak to people!

Jessie James.1864.

 

All right Henry, I give in, I'll do it doggy style!

Anne Boleyn.1536.

 

Read my lips: My son is an idiot.

George Bush Sr.2000.

 

All this technology and we still have
to piss in our spacesuit's!

Neil Armstrong.1969.

 

Look, we've got five thousand to feed, lets skip the
bread and fish and all go out for a pizza.

Jesus.0.35.