Hey...who said you could come in here? Cant you read???? PRIVATE!!!

That means you keep out. That means its not for you to peek in to. I would have thought it was obvious your not allowed in here. I mean, can you see any navigation bar?

Can you see any text or graphic that points to the Home page?

No of course you cant. That is because this part of the site is Private you inconsiderate Jack Ass. Now back off.

Oh I get it, you think if you keep quite I won't notice your still here. Well I do see. Now clear off before I really get angry.

Not gone yet then? You really are pushing your luck you know. You do like upsetting people don't you? I mean you just couldn't leave well alone could you?

You know I suppose you are one of those people who have to touch a park bench or a door that says WET PAINT. Yes I could see you now slowly going over to that paint.

You begin by ever so gently touching it with the tip of your little finger. Then confident you are sure it has just dried, you touch it further with your large finger.

All of a sudden you find the paint has come off on to your hand. Yes you curse and walk away saying you will never do that again but of course in the fullness of time you do.

So you like breaking the rules? You do it often? When do you break the rules? I mean if you see a sign saying you cant do something, how often do you ignore it thinking it is only a silly rule, it does not mean much and anyway they will not catch me out?

I bet I know the sort of rules you break?

This door way is an exit only 6 items or less supermarket, you bring 7

One way street, you drive one way but the wrong way!!!

Well I cant carry on with a conversation with the likes of you.

Clearly you are the most untrustworthy of people. I bet at Christmas when the relatives come round for their mince pie and sherry you serve what was left from last year.

Yes I have got it now. I can see you putting the left over mince pies back in to the freezer till the next December.

You thaw them out, scrape off the mold that had accumulated before they went in to, deep freeze, put them in the microwave for ten minutes and dust them with icing sugar to give the illusion of freshly made mince pies.

If their lucky they get what was left of the sherry bottle from Christmas two years ago. So you wonder why you don't see them very often? Well they are probably in hospital with food poisoning the rest of the year.

And as for your friends? When did you last see them? I mean, your so busy tapping this console that you forget you have lots of friends who are just waiting:

To go out for a drink To visit a club Remembering old times Just having a laugh And what are you doing now?, Sod all, just reading this page.

In fact you were told not to enter this section so you should not even be here. As far as the plan went you should have left the last page as soon as you logged on.

I mean what self respecting Internet surfer would spend even thirty seconds there? Well I have had about enough of this nonsense.

I insist you leave this site now. Now I should not even be doing this as your not allowed in here but now you are you can have aback to the wall and web site map Button for free.

Talk about spoiling you. Just as long as you get the hell out of here and stop bugging me. Now Please click on the Back To The Wall or the Web Site Map button below before I do something we will both regret.